TriForce12's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Calcium Wrath]

Jesus, Lobster, this was just fucking terrifying. A+.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers

[Raw Latex]

THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.
I've been wondering for ages what happened to you, you've been so quiet lately!
Absolutely excellent, a real comeback movie with a lot of great comedy and great visuals. It absolutely drips with effort. You've managed to inject your classic Sexual-Lobster formula into something original rather than simply going back to tried-and-true franchises like the Manwhore.

One of your best movies yet, good job, man.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks, although the credit for writing this beast belongs to velex.

[SPACE WALRUS]

After a fair bit of a hiatus of material from the greasiest of moose/mooses/meese/meeses, he comes back on perfect form.
Can't fault this. Great animation, solid length to it, more epic music (quite possibly my favourite part of your content in general) and generally amusing content.

Couple this with an extra super bonus animation, AND a small departure from your Famous Fernando Formula, this is one of my favourite animations from you to date.

Thanks for a good chuckle, especially while I have this cold.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers triforce.

[Parody Parody Parody]

Very funny. Some nice self-depreciating comedy that we don't see often. A satirical glimpse into the process of parody flash animation. Good voice acting, astounding animation and an amusing song.

Keep up the excellent work.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[Ragemelon]

Once again, you don't fail to entertain. Made me chuckle at a few key points. Animation quality was top notch, definitely enjoyed curtiSmith's contribution a lot more this time. Much more consistent art style.

Only four, however, because it was a little short for my tastes, and it lacked the usually bitchin' music you so often deliver. But hey, that's just me.

Great work.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers

[Contagious]

Hey, cool, I reviewed the music for this when you released it on NG.
Definitely see where you were going with the sound, now. You really captured that clammy, cloying, sickening feeling of the situation, while staying in touch with your music style.

Animation quality was top notch, right down to the little details like having Fernando's face reflected in... shit, I forget his name. Woaoah Dude is what I shall name him. Anyway, having Woaoah Dude's glasses reflect Fernando's face.

The introduction was entertaining. I chuckled when Woaoah Dude used the icepop to sooth his genitals, and Fernando's face was just perfect at that moment.

Second half, I'm less fond. The punchline was clever, but poorly executed. I felt that the characters were not as... animated as usual, for lack of a better word. THey didn't have enough motion or energy, and the voice acting wasn't up to your usual impeccable standard. Fernando stopped sounding gravelly, and started sounding like you were whispering into your mic. But, then again, you might have just been trying to reflect Fernando's STD ravaged mouth. Who knows? Only ye.

Overall, thouroughly entertaining, but definitely not one of my favourites.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers triforce,

that is more how i want fernando to sound though, usually he sounds more gravelly because he's rapping i guess.

[The Four Horsemen]

Quality animation, great comedy, great music.
Nice to see Death recur as a character.

5/5 Vote, 5/5 Star, Favorited the animation and you as an animator (which, in all honesty, I should have done a while ago).

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks!

[Dancebreak!]

Awesome quality of animation and voice work, as usual. The punchline was nicely surreal, as usual. I think that the length of this animation was idea for what you were trying to do, which was a simple short punchline very similar to your other work in style, which of course has become your brand, in a way.

The problem is, because you've created various series' in the past, people have kind of latched on to some of them and gained favourites. So that's why you've got all these reviews saying "OMG WEN IS RAPTOR MANWHORE 5000 COMING OUT?" instead of actually reviewing the content for it's own merits.

Roll safe, SexuaLobster, and keep up the amazing work. You've given me the first chuckle of my day.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

haha thats cool though, wouldn't have it any other way. what is annoying though is this expectation that everything should be at least 3 minutes long.

[April Foolz]

So wrong, it's right.
I found this suprisingly amusing. Not bad.
The voice work saved this.

thinking-man responds:

Then I shall voice act more.

[Real Life + Games...]

This makes absolutely no sense.
It's some badly drawn people shooting at eachother. There's no story line, the sound is terrible, the characters arn't developed. You literally just stole several seconds of my life. It hurts.

It's not random, it's idiotic, there's no content here what so ever.
You put no thought into this, if I could be bothered I could whip this up in a matter of minutes. I've pretty much given up on animation, because I'm no artist, but god damn, even I could do better than this.

There is no content. This is not funny. There is no story line.
Half a star for vaguely viewable characters.

ConCass responds:

The story line is in the title. And if you took the time to READ THE DESCRIPTION, then maybe you'd understand it more. If you used Flash properly, you'd understand how hard it is to make an animation this long (It takes 25 frames to make a second of animation; 2500 frames to make just a 100 second short animation).

The sound is taken (with credit) from actual sound places; the only sounds that were made by me is the breathing sound and the music at the end. The description clearly says (If you were arsed to read it) "This might seem random, but there was thought put into it", so no need to complain about stuff that isn't true.

There is content, it's funny to those who have a sense of humour and aren't complete dicks, and the story line is in both the title and the description for those who actually CAN read.