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[The Last Starfighter WIP]

Terrible

You've got semi-decent graphics, but why limit us to one graphics setting?
Why the terrible interface?
Why the single song?
Why has this got ANYTHING to do with "The Last Starfighter" cult 80's movie?

The gameplay is uninspired and lacking in anything to keep the player entertained.

Also, I reccomend NOT re-using library objects out of lazyness.
When you press the fire button on the main menu, your life counter fires shots...

MarkySpark responds:

Why are you so fat and ugly?

[Collapse It]

Fuck this.

"Try to use as less bombs as possible and probably you can get a cup"?

Ok, this massive rape of the english language hurt so much, that I just had to mention it in this review.

Overall, it's a poor, uninspired game - block destruction is unrealistic, music is grating, graphics are sub-par at best, and the engrish pisses me off.

Just. No.

Smrdis responds:

"engrish" :)

[Kung Fu Attack]

Slime Tower

slime tower appears inspired by Howl's Moving Castle, amirite? ^_^.

Great sprite animation, good control. :)

bitpimp responds:

Dude, Howl's is the best movie. Haha, I wanted to rename my dog Calciphur after watching it!

[MEMEBOARD]

Meh.

Honestly, if I could have seen this in the whistle stage, I would have whistled spam.

Its compltely boring and useless.

QUOTE FROM OTHER COMMENT:
It's pretty nice to see this but it'd be great to have a 'stop all sounds' button on it.
Authors Response: ill work on it

You'll work on it?
Clearly this is your first flash, if you didnt steal it. A stop all sounds button is quite possibly the simplest button to make, with no typing, just total drag and drop. I dont trust this at all. I think you only have the SWF cause you stole it, and thats why you said you'll work on it instead of doing anything.

This could have been reuploaded with that button in under 5 minutes...

SUSPICION.

alucardhell87 responds:

and what about Awesome contra?
that seems to me completely boring and useless

so stop playing you are phoenix wright mixed with ego raptor
thinking you are better than others yes this is my third flash indeed.
how about you?
you been animating since 2007 and there is no progress on your work
think twice before you talk
ego wrong.

[Escaping the Prison]

LOL

The badass ending is possibly the coolest thing on the entire planet. It's just that cool! GODDAMN i want to be the stickdude, because that. was. fucking. cool.

PuffballsUnited responds:

Hehehe

[Extreme Gardening]

Boring

Im sorry, I just cant see the appeal. Its just mind numbingly boring. Good for people who like quick memory games, nothing else. 5 stars for proffesional look.

mirosurabu responds:

Professional look???

[Snakes and Career Ladders]

Cool!

Worlds greatest boredom buster!

willcheng responds:

Wow thank you. We're glad you liked it so much.

[Special Snake]

This...

is awesome for a snake game!!!!! I always thought that snake games were always rubbish, you changed my belief! Good job!

Mennez responds:

I'm also happy to hear that!

[Notessimo]

WIKED!

Totlly Awesome! It was really cool!

Starburst997 responds:

Thank you very much !